December 2008
ready to come home
i am i am. i am also excited about some of the things coming up, but i miss la. how silly.
okay
plans are being made and i’m kinda glad to be getting out of lima for a bit. we are going to fly over the nazca lines to see,yes, a hummingbird (among other things such as a monkey, an astronaut???)-wendy said “because they had astronauts back then.”- and other things that were ruined by californians driving through the nazca lines and leaving their trash behind. they were formed...
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shit, how do I explain this adventure?
If I could post the picture of the traditional Peruvian garb I picked up in Cusco you might just freak out. Wendy and Reuben did a photo shoot in our hotel.
All around Cusco you see the traditional people wearing simple skirts with what looks like leg warmers, hats worn high up on their heads and green shoes. My mission was to replicate the costume. Turns out the shoes are not green and they are...
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The market by the train station and my friends
I really do have some hilarious and some just plain cool photos to post. I am on my friend’s MAC and despite wanting to own one, I can’t fuckin’ figure it out. Anyway, just a note to describe the market next to the train station in Cusco. They have tons of handcrafted goods and food. I wanted to take pictures, but I was about to barf at the chicken all splayed open with...
Peru
We are finally in Lima and I can barely think due to lack of sleep. We woke up at 4am the past two mornings. On Christmas day we left for Machu Picchu early and today we had to catch a flight…and shrink wrap all the friggin’ alpaca gloves, hats, scarves, blankets etc. that we bought. I guess this is something they see a lot of in Cusco because the airport has a nifty shrink wrapper...
email from my sister after a very short email to...
Just got home from the gym and dropping off laundry. It was amazing. Can’t wait to send you the pictures.
Okay, just teasing cause I’m jealous. Rachel
Machu Picchu
The Vistadome takes much longer than I expected and then once we got to Aguas Calientes we got on a bus that takes about 25 minutes to the ruins. The bus ride was exactly like my nightmares. It was funny how I made Wendy promise me there weren’t going to be any death defying bus rides and THERE WAS! It was quite scary, but I was amazed at how well I handled it, as was Wendy considering my...
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strictly for the weather, women and the weed
this is why i moved to cali y’all. i do NOT like this cold weather.
I'm leaving for Peru
in 2 days!!! I have laundry and packing and christmas parties before i leave.
Winter Solstice - December 21, 2008 - Red Letter... →
praise jesus.
An orgy is defined as seven people without their feet on the floor.
– Barb (via shakyknees)
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funniest things about last night
last night was one of those nights that reminded me why i love hollywood and how it would be hard to leave and move east. i had so many silly giggly conversations that i can’t recount them all.
c, telling me that the “moral of the story is to go down on him.”
childlike bad behavior that required a time out back where i watched two people laugh so hard i thought they might...
Dear Abby
My gift will have bells on it. You should pick it.
Weatherman Predicts 'Rare Artic Blast' for SoCal →
abbyjean:
it may only be a high of 55 on sunday!! crisis in the southland!
It’s felt pretty damn cold to me the past few mornings. 55 is downright blustery! Time to bust out the down parka!
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That was back when your father was crazy and used to wear wigs to parties
– Mom
ohmigosh! my dad used to wear wigs to parties? how awesome! i know he has a great sense of humor and all, but mostly i see his republican america’s first promise keeper side. additionally, it makes me giggle to think he used to be crazy…he’s definitely still crazy, i mean he...
2nd best snack ever
homemade biscotti. will get recipe and pass along.
best snack ever
avocado w/ lime and salt. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The Rape of Europa →
This documentary is available to watch on netflix. It is fascinating.
Elika →
Kir Royals…fuckin’ rad.
my gay boyfriend wayne just sent me this text
when are your lawyers sending the first alimony check?
we almost got a divorce after he ruined my thankstaking. we are separated and deciding what to do next.
The Truth About Inspiration
truethings:
1. Shout out to Olivia Coleman for inspiring me to write this post. This shout out is inspiring her to read this blog, so it’s win win.
2. I know there are people out there that are really into inspirational quotes. The kind of person that needle points them into pillows. Couches covered in pillows that say things like, Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller. I...
who is
going to help me move when i decide to get the fuck out of hollywood and move to echo park?
Fire at West Hollywood Strip Club, The Body Shop →
This made my ride to work super annoying.
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Don’t look at my chi chis
– Peyton, my favorite 5 year old learned a new expression at the JCC…and I just can’t stop laughing about it.