February 2009
January 2009
another favorite from the vice guide to everything
DOs & DON’TS—Being a straight shooter This cuts both ways. You can neither be a pussy nor let your friend be a pussy. The first goal is easily accomplished. Just don’t take things personally. Nothing that anybody ever says to you is really about you. It’s about them and whatever weird shit is in their head. This can be a bummer when someone says, “I love you,”...
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“I don’t come to your job and knock the cock out of your mouth, do I?”
– Daniel on what he wants to say to customers at Canter’s when they are being impatient and he’s got hot food ready to deliver
“I don’t want to sit up front like you did last time”
– Kalli on our conference attendance. Today we are going to one called “Does Napoleon Dynamite have Asperger’s.” This should be interesting and I won’t make her sit up front because the topic isn’t specifically geared to me as was in years past.
dream
I woke up remembering a dream from the night before last. There was huge earthquake. I was at Brooke and Chris P’s house and we found a HUGE secret room and we all stood in different doorways. I searched for an archway that didn’t have a door because I didn’t want the door to slam and hit me. Oh yeah, and I think we were in Spain.
Okay, this damn dream is reminding me of the...
shitstains
i ran into shitstains last night. just as gross as ever. he tried to chat me up a bit, but then the band came on and i made a quick getaway. i noticed later that shitstains was talking to “at least i wasn’t a stalker” and thought that was appropriate. gross leechy guys like to hang in packs i guess.
oh man. i love words of wisdom via perez
“You have to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”
- Kevin Bacon, on the secret to a long, happy marriage
via perez hilton quote of the day
and that's why they pay me the big bucks
ha
just kidding
i’m having a really good day today even though i’ve had that stupid song “she works hard for the money” in my head all day. the hard part of my job is not something i was trained to do, but i happen to be really good at. still sometimes it’s frustrating when i have a meeting that lasts hours and i think people are getting me and hearing me out and...
who ever knows what's going on inside other people
abbyjean:
i just went to the kitchen to get coffee because i can’t even start to wake up today and was standing there bleary-eyed and yawning. in walks one of the office secretaries - 50+, frumpy, always seemed totally bland. she tells me she’s developed a new secret for waking up in the morning: she bought a surfboard at a swap meet for $15 (it’s held together with duct tape) and goes to the...
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“you’re so cute too! i’m going to lick your face off”
– baby bay said this to me on sunday. she’s 3.
maybe it is me who has been boring as fuck?
tumblr has been boring as fuck lately.
Things That Are True →
I love this tumblr! Thx to Alissa for turning me on to it.
this might be pms talking
I fuckin’ hate all the douchebags that hangout at Aroma Cafe. When I go do laundry at the Coin-Op they sit and stare with their obnoxious in your face flashy outfits. Ugghhhh. Bad fashion pisses me off.
I gave my friend some advice
He was worried about this girl he likes and had a date with and said, “she might be too hot for me.”
I set him straight with some really good advice that I’m going to share with all y’all.
HOTTIES NEED LOVE TOO!
“She’s a Cha Cha troll”
– a friend. a very handsome funny friend. read post below if you need more understanding.
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review of Cha Cha Lounge in Silverlake →
I like the review below and there are some more funny ones if you click the link.
All aboard the Hipster Douche Train! Choo Choo! First stop, Cha Cha Lounge! Derp! Based on the patrons my guess is they sleep there on the floor and wake up shortly before I arrive. Either that or the bouncers remove all combs from your pockets at the door and give you a moustache in exchange. It’s all...
“Self-respect is just as important as respect for others. A self-confident person...”
– Emily Post’s Etiquette 17th edition by Peggy Post
The Definitive Guide to Manners, Completely Revised and Updated
I should have
gone hiking today because the weather is insanely gorgeous. Instead I cooked up a yummy meal and started drinking some whiskey. Now for Mama Mia!
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an APB for something I really really want and need
The Hawaii State Quarter. C’mon C’mon C’mon.
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good point Ben
an email from my dad regarding previous post:
I don’t understand how the bus could fall 500 feet, and all 50 people weren’t killed.
BBC NEWS | Americas | Many killed in Peru bus... →
svengali definition | Dictionary.com →
I like this word. A friend used it to describe an acquaintance and it was perfect.
okay now you do it
Okay, now you do it! In 2008, I gained _______________________________________. I lost _______________________________________. I stopped _______________________________________. I started _______________________________________. I was hugely satisfied by _______________________________________. And frustrated by _______________________________________. I am so embarrassed that I...
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Yes, this was inspired by Julia Allison last year....
In 2008, I read A New Earth and I gained a whole new way of looking at things and being in the moment. I lost respect for some people and realized just how phony and manipulative some people are capable of being. I mostly stopped using plastic bottles and products with horrible chemicals. I started appreciating the present and opening my mind to the possibilities. I was hugely satisfied by how...
i don't think it could be possible for
the sky and the ocean to be any bluer, the sun shinier and the air crisper all for my return home. just went on an amazing hike.
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in other news
when i got home last night i had an envelope from someone named megan mcissac…i completely forgot that i ordered some prints before i left. anyway, the prints are even more amazing and beautiful in person and i am so pleased!!!
i was going to give them as presents, but i simply must keep them for myself. pictures to come once they are framed and hanging on my wall.
check her stuff out...
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gonna try
to put some pictures up of my peruvian adventures. image below was from our hotel in miraflores.
otherwise i have a very busy day of hanging out with a cute boy and hopefully dropping off peruvian presents to my nearest and dearest. i want to see all my friends stat.
my younger sister is coming to visit with her boyfriend on wednesday. she is going to be so excited because i bought her so many...
Miraflores
is loud as fuckin’ hell tonight.
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getting to sleep after driving the Panamericana,...
Okay, so this is tumblr so I’m not only allowed, I’m encouraged to be quick.
We flew the Nazca Lines today on a teeny plane that just days ago my initial instinct was “HELL NO!” I couldn’t even photograph the stupid hummingbird because I was too busy vomiting. Oh well, I should’ve listened to my gut instinct.
The trip down and back up the Panamericana was...