January 2011
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
December 2010
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don't piss on my leg and call it rain
the biggest is an expression reserved for when someone is being so uncool, so undignified, so insincere that you simply say the biggest. it would really suck to be the biggest. y’all this bitch still drives me crazy with annoyance. she put out her hand to shake mine the other night as if she didn’t know me. BITCH PLEASE, you used to hug me at parties so don’t piss on my leg and...
Dec 31st
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this is actual dialog from a fight i had with my older sister…not that i remember this fight, i don’t so obviously it was many years ago. it was told to me by ben when i insisted that i never fought with my older sister. older sister: did a thousand mosquitos bite your face?  me: did you swallow a cow? ben said that i didn’t skip a beat with my response. he clarified that she...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“The proof is in the pudding as in putting out.”
– Wendy
Dec 30th
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“Proof is in the pudding also known as proof is in the pounding.”
– John, he’s Canadian
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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year in review
2010 was full of highs and lows. Low points included my Grandmother passing away, worrying about losing my job all year, being physically threatened by  the maintenance man and breaking up with this dude I was in love with. He wasn’t ready for anything real and when we broke up it felt something like this. Of course, the best part of 2010 was the arrival of my kitties Porkchop (Lamb) and...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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ListenHall & Oates - You Make My Dreams
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Henry Rollins: Out of Africa and Into the Land of... →
The other night, I was invited to check out a screening of Carrie Fisher’s new HBO one woman show called Wishful Drinking. I don’t get out all that much so I went to check it out. It was excellent. She is hilarious and brilliant. I can’t wait to see it again. She came out afterwards and did a brief chat with a man whose name I didn’t get and, even answering the questions,...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Dear Coke Talk: On comparing cities. →
dearcoketalk: There’s some crappy movie I can’t recall that nonetheless has a quote that has stuck with me: San Francisco is for people with talent but no ambition. Los Angeles is for people with ambition but no talent. New York is for people with talent AND ambition. Thoughts? It’s a snarky way for New Yorkers to reinforce their narcissism while calling San Franciscans lazy and Los Angelenos...
Dec 22nd
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Porkchop ate another MacBook cord right in front of me. I was watching Arrested Development and I must’ve dozed off only to awaken to her chewing away. Bitch.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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money →
“People are sick of saving — it’s not fun,” said Cindy Novotny, 54, who co-owns a consulting firm with her husband. “2009 I shopped in my closet, and I said I’m over that.” truth be told, i’m a little sick of shopping my closet as well. i’ve been saving and saving and saving and i still don’t have a house. one of the rich dudes who lives in...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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conversations with joann
my mom can’t stand whoopie goldberg’s face so she won’t let me watch the view. that’s fine, i mean, i can’t stand that show either. my mom’s hatred of all the women on the view is similar to my distaste for anne hathaway’s face. how am i supposed to watch the oscars this year? i can’t stand her face. i. can’t. i just can’t. do i cover up...
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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another email from rachel
subject: this is how much nothing is going on in Rhode Island …there is an article about Marisa’s cookie party. Jesus christ.
Dec 16th
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email from rachel
subject: you need to watch ep. 4 of hoarders to see what excessive cat love can cause on netflix watch instantly. you might not want to do it alone, and your cats don’t count. rachel
Dec 16th
Help Save the Hollywood Farmers' Market! →
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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The Sunday Conversation: With Carrie Fisher -... →
this is definitely worth watching. many times i chuckled out loud while she discussed very serious topics. i particularly enjoyed the idea of talking about yourself behind your back. i’m going to start doing that. she also talked about being a pez dispenser. i wanted to jump out of my seat to tell her i have all the star wars pez on my fridge except for han solo. 
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Revoked
Ashley revoked my texting privileges. Admittedly, I’m a terrible texter, but it seems unfair for them to be revoked when I was honestly too sick to respond. I said I was sick and was out cold by the time the next texts came in. Poor me. Pour me another robitussin shot.
Dec 10th
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I got carded
when I purchased alka seltzer cold and sinus last night. I’m 35 fucking years old.
Dec 10th
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year in review
2010 was full of highs and lows. Low points included my Grandmother passing away, worrying about losing my job all year, being physically threatened by  the maintenance man and breaking up with this dude I was in love with. He wasn’t ready for anything real and when we broke up it felt something like this. Of course, the best part of 2010 was the arrival of my kitties Porkchop (Lamb) and...
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Henry Rollins! Jane Fonda! Not in that order!!!
Dec 8th