in my garden last night had to be one of the grossest things i’ve ever done or seen. i took this gnarly photo which i’m not going to share because it’s horrible and it got even worse. the photo i took is about 1/4 of the way into the masacre. i almost barfed a few times because even grosser than the snails was the snail shit. dry heave writing that. so no photos because i regret having to go to war with the snails.
i pruned everything in my garden and swept all the stoops to get the energy flowing. audrey III was trimmed to the point that she is no longer threatening to take over all the other plants on my stoop. there is now a severe dent in the ever growing population of snails that can apparently asexually multiply once a month!!! they were hiding anywhere and everywhere all over my front porch. i even found another black widow and i prefer not to delve into the symbolism of that. i introduced it to a brick just in case it was preggars.

with that i feel renewed, refreshed and optimistic that the flow of my life will continue to be wonderful and awesome.