she was by far the most exquisite and best dressed at the oscars. i got a sad watching her kill it in her last episode of SNL.

i mean seriously dooneese trying to seduce gionni prosciutto, the californians, secret word. she’s a rainbow.

i started to watch the pilot for american horror story and i don’t think i can do it. it’s too scary. last night i had a terrible nightmare that all of my teeth disintegrated and fell out. according to dream moods this is a very common dream. i think i had the dream because of breaking bad. i’m going to watch 30 rock right now and then when it’s light outside consider finishing the pilot for american horror story. there’s also downton abbey which i doubt will give me the chills.

gloria:	manny think of this in a positive way, like it is your haha moment.
manny:	what does that mean?
gloria:	that means that one day you are going to laugh about it.

"we’re not the only two monkeys with a panda."

Cameron, Modern Family

"no, not at all. i’m adopting…ahhh!(hand clap)…a tolerant attitude towards your flights of lunacy."

Mitchell, Modern Family

"what were they doing? whatever it was, it looked like dad was winning."

Luke Dunphy

"Why do I have to watch a French movie? I didn’t do anything wrong."

Phil Dunphy

"I wish I was one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life, you know bruce wayne, peter parker, hannah montana."

Phil Dunphy