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oh god. i just can’t.
oh god. i just can’t.
i knew i was going to be really into downton abbey. my mother loves pbs and i had no doubt that she had already seen them all when i inquired last night. she perked up and gave me a lively plot summary. i one mored 3 episodes last night. i’m turning into her, i’m sure of it! oh god.
i am sick. i have some sort of sinus thing that is making me feel like shit. i had to work today because it’s the end of the year and i was a testing a kiddo in the morning. oh god. i had to take a dayquil to get through and i didn’t realize that taking a dayquil means i have no filter. now i’m in bed drinking a beer and eating a snickers and pondering this day.
i woke up so fuckin’ early because i fell asleep early because i’m sick. there was a melon in a bag on my front door. naturally, i assumed it was from wayne because the bag was from gelson’s. well, wayne just emailed and said as much as he’d love to take credit, the melon is not from him. who is this melon from? abbyjean, did you leave a melon on my door?
alissa said some really funny shit on the phone and on gchat today. in response to me being incredulous that a certain person is a douchebag she said, and i quote, “how can you not believe it?” as if to say, there is ample evidence of douchebaggery. god, she is so right. how can you not is one of my favorite expressions. i just love it.
then she encouraged me to drink a beer because, “it kills germs.” since i’m too sick to exercise i might as well drink this beer and figure out if i can connect any of my thoughts while on dayquil. it doesn’t seem like it.
eating a whole plastic tub of crispy oatmeal chocolate chip cookes instead of going to the gym? obviously, that’s why i asked. i just haven’t felt like working out lately. i’ve felt like taking my relationship with cheese to the next level and you know eating until i’m so full i can barely stand it which is normally my least favorite feeling.
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